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Life doesn't get any better than this... it gets much worse.

11/4/09 03:23 am - Peanut Festival was great

I had much fun.
Saw many good looking young men... albeit, most of them either were with their girlfriend or in a cluster of some sort.

Two guys may possibly have given me some attention, but nothing outside the realm of just general interest.

Never matter.

I did run into a couple of fellers I've knowed for a few years, though. That was pleasant. They also have a CD of more than 20 of my old tracks that I lost, which I hope to be able to procure.

Jeremiah persuaded me to ride many rides that I would never have otherwise considered. These rides being the ones that flip you upside down at some point. Like, the Zipper, this one thing I can't think of the name of, and the Ring of Fire.

The one I can't think of the name of looked the worst of all. It was these poles loaded with chairs and it took you way up in the air and basically did nothing BUT spin and flip you round in circles. But that was after Jeremiah had conditioned me with the zipper.

See, me and Heather went on the Zipper one year, and I think our cage flipped maybe twice on its own (definitely not because one of us did it) and lost a lot of shit out of my jacket pockets. I remembered it as being not nearly as bad as it looked.

Well, that was until Jay got me on the thing. He flipped that thing over and over probably 25 times while we were on it. And the whole time he was barking out elated responses to his own actions.

I wasn't *scared*, as I knowed I wasn't gonna get hurt, but the feeling was nonetheless pretty awful.

I say this, though I smiled through most of it.

The second one looked the worst, but the Ring of Fire deal was pretty bad, too. But again, it ended up being fun in spite of my apprehensions

Lots of free smokeless tobacco. Hell yeah.

11/3/09 03:40 pm - Peanut Festival

Going tonight.
I am looking very good. Perhaps I can put pics up later.

I'm excited.

8/18/09 09:51 pm

I ain't really got nowhere to live, still. I been posted up with T.T. for a minute, and it ain't right for me to keep doin' like that.

I also now know a Mrs. McElhaney ;-)

I been workin' with Tim lately, fixing to start a job on Saturday that pays 10 dollars an hour. That's all right. May be fixing to do more jobs that just that, comin' up soon, since Tim knows the hookups on all that and seems to be able to use the help. I know I need the money.

I need to get food stamps. Disability. Housing.

It's easy, and yet it seems so huge and difficult to me.

Anyhow, there's more I could post but I ain't feelin' it right now.
More later.

7/28/09 11:13 pm - A Most Important Mention

Van Jew, my dearest, is facing a lot of personal crises lately--. I know she'll get through it all, cause she's tough... but nonetheless I wanted to mention it. Pray for her, like I do, because I love her.
What would I do without her? And what would I do without her being happy?

7/28/09 07:17 pm

Okay, so, this is the way things are...
I am back to the point of havin' no place to live on a permanant basis. I had been livin' out in Arguta for the longest now, thinkin' it was a permanant dwelling, at least for a year or thereabouts....
But out of fucking NOWHERE, the crazy bitch I've been working for in exchange for my dwelling just decided to rent it out to somebody. And what really chaps my ass the most is that I gave her the number to where I was working (working, to pay my light bill) in case she needed me. Well, she got an offer for the rent of that place and she called my MOTHER, my GRANDMOTHER, and JULIA!!! Not to mention she called some deacon or preacher or something named John Ross about my "legal trouble" and called a fucking homeless shelter "for me".
FUCK LINDA CLIFFORD is all I have to say. My Mother and Mamaw have all been "Well don't be hateful to her, it's not her fault, she's not wrapped too tight" and "She can't help it, her mind is all messed up"
Fuck that. I know how she is, and I know how it is. She saw a chance to make a little money, which I can empathize with, but where in the fuck do they do this shit? The shit where they invite you to stay with them, then constantly praise their work, and then throw them out when they get something that sounds a little better? That ought to have been in the arrangement.

But, that little house ain't even supposed to be a dwelling, as it is on a level 3 power bill. Also, I never signed no contract or agreement of any sort, so if she wanted to she could nail my ass to the wall if I was to start something, which I ain't even thought of doing...

But I tell you this much, she's REALLY pushing it, as far as I'm concerned, with this Miss Nicey-nice McSweetyface bullshit she's playing on my Mother. Which, thank GOD mother can see through it... but the thing is, it's not hard to see through. What burns my ass about it is that she's even going through the motions. You can clearly tell that she doesn't realize how fucking dumb she looks when she thinks she's being extra slick.

So, really, it boils down to the same classic-ass case of me trusting someone too fucking much. It ain't a case of me needing her though, and again, thank God, because if my life depended on her lunatic ass I'd be a fuckin' corpse.

More later.

7/1/09 07:21 am - About it all

Trying to post in spite of crashes

Michael Jackson's death has affected me deeply, more than I can express.

I want to say so much but am unable just now.

more later

6/19/09 01:07 pm - Man, let me tell you what.

Hey y'all.
<+FoxBoy> hey van
* ChanServ sets mode: +o FoxBoy
Man, let me tell you what.
I came about a nuthair from gettin' arrested last night
<@FoxBoy> wow
Apparantly, my young friend who was driving didn't have a tag on the truck, nor a license.
And he also had warrants out for his arrest on a failure to appear
<@FoxBoy> you know, this isn't a good place to be looking for lawyers
I got warrants, but they're county warrants so the city didn't fool with me too much this time
And the cop saw the inside of my briefcase and saw all my tattoo equipment and we got into a good conversation on ink
Which may have helped my case immensely, because the cop said I was good to go and that I could walk back to where I came from.
So I got lucky.
Naw, I ain't needin' no lawyer. I ain't in no trouble, for a change.
These was two newer city cops, neither of them knew who I was.
<@FoxBoy> ok
Boy but they walked up and identified my driver immediately, by first middle and last name.
Kinda lame.
__________________________________________

As it were, Josh called me today before I got back home. They hauled him off, assumably to jail, for a failure to appear for a seatbelt ticket--which is dumb because it ain't but a 10 dollar ticket. But nonetheless, it's a failure to appear and they will haul you to jail over it. I reckon he got out though, because as I said, he did call today from his cellular.

I did an awesome-ass tattoo on his arm yesterday, too. It says his first name one way and his last name when you turn it upside down... An ambigram.

He had his dog with him, Baby, and I reckon he was supposed to have his grandmother get the dog and/or the truck. I knowed they were about to tow it, anyhow. Sad thing. I hope he's all right, which I reckon he is, I just hope he didn't get into no real big doo-doo.

Anyway, I need to get back on the ball with this um, um, um, updating my LJ shit. They ain't no reason not to, seein' as how I have the time and the connection. I used to update every couple of days or even more at a time. At any rate, I'm fixin' to wrap this up for the time being.

More later.

5/28/09 09:41 am



Sassafras albidum (Sassafras, White Sassafras, Red Sassafras, or Silky Sassafras) is a species of Sassafras native to eastern North America, from southern Maine and southern Ontario west to Iowa, and south to central Florida and eastern Texas. It occurs throughout the eastern deciduous forest habitat type, at altitudes of sea level up to 1,500 m. It formerly also occurred in southern Wisconsin, but is extinct there as a native tree.

It is a medium-sized deciduous tree growing to 15–35 m tall, with a trunk up to 60 cm diameter, and a crown with many slender branches. The bark on trunk of mature trees is thick, dark red-brown, and deeply furrowed. The branching is sympodial. The shoots are bright yellow green at first with mucilaginous bark, turning reddish brown, and in two or three years begin to show shallow fissures. The leaves are alternate, green to yellow-green, ovate or obovate, 10–16 cm long and 5–10 cm broad with a short, slender, slightly grooved petiole. They come in three different shapes, all of which can be on the same branch; three-lobed leaves, unlobed elliptical leaves, and two-lobed leaves; rarely, there can be more than three lobes. In fall, they turn to shades of yellow, tinged with red. The flowers are produced in loose, drooping, few-flowered racemes up to 5 cm long in early spring shortly before the leaves appear; they are yellow to greenish-yellow, with five or six tepals. It is usually dioecious, with male and female flowers on separate trees; male flowers have nine stamens, female flowers with six staminodes (aborted stamens) and a 2–3 mm style on a superior ovary. Pollination is by insects. The fruit is a dark blue-black drupe 1 cm long containing a single seed, borne on a red fleshy club-shaped pedicel 2 cm long; it is ripe in late summer, with the seeds dispersed by birds. The cotyledons thick and fleshy. All parts of the plant are aromatic and spicy. The roots are thick and fleshy, and frequently produce root sprouts which can develop into new trees.

An essential oil, called sassafras oil, is distilled from the root bark or the fruit. It was used as a fragrance in perfumes and soaps, food (sassafras tea and candy flavoring) and for aromatherapy. The smell of sassafras oil is said to make an excellent repellent for mosquitoes and other insects, which makes it a nice garden plant. Acids can be extracted from bark for manufacturing perfumes.

The essential oil was used as a pain killer as well as an antiseptic in dentistry. The pith is used in the U.S. to soothe eye inflammation and ease catarrh.

Sassafras oil is the preferred source of safrole, which is the main component (75-80%) of the essential oil.

The root or root bark is used to make tea, although most commercial "sassafras teas" are now artificially flavored as a result of the FDA ban (see below). A yellow dye is obtained from the wood. The shoots were used to make root beer, a traditional soft drink beverage carbonated with yeast, which owed its characteristic odor and flavor to the sassafras extract. Most commercial root beers have replaced the sassafras extract with methyl salicylate, the ester found in wintergreen and black birch (Betula lenta) bark. A safrole-free sassafras extract is now available for flavoring.

The dried and ground leaves are known as filé powder. Filé is still used for thickening sauces and soups in Cajun, Creole, and other Louisiana cooking, notably in the dish filé gumbo.

Safrole is now recognized by the United States Department of Agriculture as a potential carcinogen. Safrole, and sassafras not certified as safrole-free, have been banned in the United States as food additives or flavoring agents by the FDA since 1976 due to safrole's designation as a carcinogen. Sassafras leaves do not contain sufficient amounts of safrole to be covered by the FDA ban.

Safrole is commonly used by clandestine laboratories to synthesize various hallucinogenic drugs such as MDA (3,4-methylenedioxyamphetamine), MDMA (Ecstasy), and MDEA (Love). For this reason, the sale of safrole and sassafras oil is monitored by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.

In some deep rural regions it was a popular additive to moonshine, and may still be.

5/7/09 12:41 pm - Have I posted about my new digs?

I dunno. But I have new digs. I'm living in an efficiency next to a good friend of mine. I do work for her in exchange for a roof over my head. My roof, however, just sprung a major leak during the torrential downpour we had the other day. As it were, it's barely stopped raining since then and thus my roof continues to let that rain in.

At any rate, it's quiet and calm out here, over all. I have made new friends, too, one of whom is actually a friend of my Father and Tim's from waaaay back. That's nice. Last night we cooked a shit ton of burgers and home fries, drank heavily, and just generally chilled out.

Julia graduates on Saturday, and me and Ms. Linda are driving up there to see it. We plan to camp out at Chewacla state park, which is a nice location in Auburn, not too far from the University. We're either leaving tonight or in the morning. I'm kindly hoping for in the morning so that I have more time to prepare. I'd love to dry these clothes I just washed but it's looking like rain yet again. And I barely have anything clean to wear. But we won't be there but for three days. I have a nice set of clothes laid aside for wearing to the actual event.
I'm excited about it, frankly. Not just the going to Auburn deal, but getting to actually see Julia's big moment that she's waited for so long. It'll be fun.

Been talking to Danielle a lot lately. She may talk to me online rather than on the telephone for a change today, and if that happens I can send her the pictures I scanned of... that person. That... mean, cruel person. That.... man... that boy.

Damn, and I just looked at my hands. My hands and arms are purely ruined. All mottled, cut, and callused. My hands used to be so nice and fair.

I need to get back into a pattern of daily or near-daily updates. I used to be real good about that but these days it's just not like it once was.

I reckon for now I'm gonna wrap this up. Take me a few more shots of whiskey and go work in the flower bed I'm making for a while. I'm working on a hen-and-chicks based rock garden. So far it's pretty. It'll look great when it starts to sprout new growth.

Anyway, I gotta get moving. Gotta do something about these clothes in the machine. Try to hang them out in spite of the clouds.

More later.

4/4/09 12:51 am - Matters are what they are

Been changing locations a lot.

Lots I'd like to say, but I'm not so confident about the security of my LJ anymore.

I gotta get this stuff straight.


My life is so sore. Haha, I must have slept on it wrong.

Van Tsepesh... Need to talk to you sometime.

3/27/09 02:50 am - RERUN: March 2006

Pictures from over the course of the month.


Father and Danny Bud looking at Danny Bud's bud.



Me posing with Father, who is on the phone with Jo Ann



Part of my new look



Smoking a joint



Burning some on the roof.



Me smoking a joint---with a RARE VIEW of my FEET!! Rarely seen by anyone but me----there they are. The real thing.


Tim explaining to me how he constructed his silencer



Tim displays his unfinished handiwork.


3/23/09 06:25 pm - About the present.

Just come back from Tanniea's house. She wants me to put up a profile on this site called "TAG". I dunno about all that. I might. She's sure got started talking to folks on there.

J-1 came over, and I went to his Mama's house for a bit.

My mother just made a recipe for Hot Chicken Salad, and it is very good. Basically just a sort of casserole.

I'm very nearly out of cigarettes, and I am staying here tonight it looks like. I guess I can live with that.

I've got more Tattoos to do than I have time for, and I always need more needles. But, you know, you gotta go where the money is. Not only that but I seem to spend so much time in the fields during this time of year...

I spoke briefly with VT a while back. Just a couple of messages really. Don't know much why I even said anything, seeing as how there ain't a whole lot I have to say to her after all these years. Maybe at first, but I forgot all that and am pretty much indifferent now. Sorta sad in itself, that indifference.

*yawn* I gotta finish a couple more beers here so I can get wound down again. Going to try to call Van Tsepesh in the morning and get the lowdown on this computer situation. I need to pay him something soon for his efforts, only he swears that he has an ulterior motive and that there's no need.

Been feeling pretty perky lately. Been going to a lot of different bars lately. That's been some fun, as long as I have all my friends with me. I don't see going to no bar by myself. That's uncomfortable, and not to mention lame. Blending never was my strong suit.

*CHUG*CHUG*CHUG*
*BELCH*

Now, to get to el numero tres... heh.

I haven't written a whole lot more on my memoirs, but I aim to quite soon. It just takes the mood hitting me, and I'm feeling like it could happen tonight again.

It has been said that I'm too young for a memoir, but I beg to differ. I just think I'll need another volume in another 25 years is the deal.

3/12/09 02:10 am - instant poetry

I never know how I should feel
Or if any of it's even real
If I'm awake or I'm asleep
Can I cross, is it too deep?

Half the time I may be fake
The other half, leave or take
I stand for everything I'm not
I can't give up what I ain't got

Because it was all handed to me
I guess I thought that life was free
What a joke, look at me now
Sad but true, but don't know how

3/11/09 09:34 pm - about that...

Papaw may know the guy's dad. He said he looked just like "Kenny McClendon", and the dude that did the shooting's name was Michael Kenneth McClendon.

Went to a crazy church in the latter 90's and early early 00's with some McClendons, who were indeed askew mentally.

It was a terrible thing, and all but unknown around here, with the notable exception of the Culverhouse murders.


I have fears concerning arson, based around a certain individual who is well known to be a nut, and who may have been inspired by the recent events. I don't want to say his name, and will not.

Van Ascarid is wanting me to apply this all to my memoirs, which she is editing and which I have decided not to delete. Her support concerning my writing and skills related is incomparable and most pleasing.

(anagram of importance: Not Scents)

3/10/09 09:59 pm - what a fucking mess

1036 PM UPDATE At Least 11 Dead In Coffee and Geneva Counties
Rickey Stokes

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Written by: RStokes
thehoustonewspaper@yahoo.com
334-790-1729
Date: Mar 10 2009 10:20 PM


Here is what we know so far. The dead suspect is Michael McClendon. Reports are he is 27 year s old. The suspect died of a self inflicted gunshot wound at Reliable Metal Products on Hwy. 27 north of Geneva.



Reports are the suspects mother and dog are dead in Kinston, which is in Coffee County. The Coffee County Sheriff Department is on the scene and having the house checked for bombs or explosive devices. They believe the house has traps in it.



In Samson, which is Geneva County, seven people are dead at a Pullin Street residence. The dead include a Geneva County Sheriff Deputy’s wife and his three year old child. Reports are some of the others include the shooter’s grandmother, uncle and some cousins.



The shooter is reported to have killed one at the Big Little in Samson in what is believed to be random shooting.



From there, the shooter is reported to have stopped in front of some vehicles on Hwy. 52 between Samson and Geneva. The shooter is reported to have exited his vehicle and shot at the vehicles, killing one innocent motorists. A State Trooper is reported to have been westbound and encountered the suspect, which turned towards the Trooper shooting at him.



The Trooper is reported to have laid down in his vehicle, calling for assistance.



As the shooter approached Geneva, law enforcement attempted to pin the suspect. He opened fire at the law enforcement officers, one of those being Geneva Police Chief Frankie Lindsey. Reports are more than 30 rounds were fired, one striking Chief Lindsey in a grazing manner.



The chase continued, with the suspect firing randomly. The suspect went on Hwy. 27 ending at Reliable Metal Products. There the suspect is reported to have committed suicide.



According to sources, Geneva County Sheriff Chief Deputy Tony Helms rammed the suspect vehicle during the chase.



Sources have reported the suspect had lots of ammunition in his vehicle.



While reports have confirmed 11 deaths so far at 10:28 PM, one report is another is dead. Some injured have been flown out to Birmingham and reports are they are in critical condition.



Geneva County (Police, Sheriff, Troopers ) did a good job to end the situation as a quick encounter with the suspect. The county being a small county with a limited number of on duty law enforcement at any given time. They responded and reacted quickly. While the numbers of dead is high, it could have been worse if the suspect had more time.



Tonight the Salvation Army is responding to feed emergency responders and law enforcement.



As we find out more we will update.



This action is multiple agencies. From all neighboring counties and cities, officers have responded, to include FBI and Alabama Bureau of Investigation.



Houston County Sheriff Andy Hughes, Dothan Police Chief John Powell, Dothan Fire Chief Larry Williams, Houston County Volunteer Fireman responded resources to assist Geneva County ( Sheriff/Police) in this incident.



It spans over two counties and more than five crime scene areas.



This article was covered by all of RSN to include our Samsom reporter

3/10/09 06:26 pm - Major incident here in my home-area of Alabama

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UPDATED 6:15pm - Breaking News: Shots Fired at State Trooper, Multiple Fatalities

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Written by: JSKeppy
Date: Mar 10 2009 4:13 PM


Reports out of Geneva County are that shots were fired at a State Trooper and several individuals in the Subway Parking lot.



Initial unconfirmed reports are that there are several fatalities.



UPDATE 4:40pm: Reports are that the shooting occurred in Sampson where the shooter shot and killed 8 people (unconfirmed). Further reports are that he was chased by law enforcement and was slain in Coffee County.



UPDATED 4:56 - Samson has requested mutual aid. Dothan PD and Houston County S.O. are enroute.



The latest information is that the incident took place at Reliable Products located on Hwy 27 in Samson.



UPDATED 5:44 - Number of fatalities now reported at 5.



UPDATED 6:15pm - The gunman drove through the Samson/Geneva area firing shots from his vehicle. Officers tried to ram the gunman's vehicle but were unsuccessful in stopping him. The gunman shot at officers, wounding one in the arm. The gunman was chased to Ruskin Reliable where a conservation officer and a narcotics agent traded gunfire. The gunman ran into the building where he fatally shot himself. The death toll is now placed at between 8 and 10.

3/8/09 06:07 pm - In Memory Of Pee the Wee

Mother's sweet little dog Alice was hit and killed by a car today. It was all just an accident. Mother loved that dog a lot. My sadness is as much about Mother's sadness as it about Alice's death. I loved her, too.

I wrote this for them both. Mother gave that abandoned dog more of a life than she would have ever otherwise hoped to have.

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you were my greatest joy and my greatest sorrow
I wish you could be here tomorrow
I did good by you, the best I could
if I could do it again, I surely would


--for Mother and Alice--
March 8, 2009

3/3/09 12:26 pm - Big stuff


Papaw had a major-ass heart attack some time ago. Admittedly, the time he spent in the hospital transformed the house into total party central. Me and Mama and Jason and Uncle had a big time. Jason and Christian came over the first night and me and Jason got trashed... well, Jason did... and Christian drove us to Jason's house where he tore off his front door... then we got pulled over by like, fifty state troopers who even throwed Jason in the back of their car for a bit, as he was cussing and fighting with them. It was an awful experience. I got a ticket for open container.

Papaw came back though, and is meaner and more hateful than ever. Seems to me like people who can't piss and shit without assistance would be a little more humble. I reckon not. He tells us all how shitty we are, regularly.  I don't feel sorry for him. I am fresh out of sympathy.

Van Tsepesh has cracked into some of my old hard drives. I am excited about this new development, which suggest that perhaps all my files are not all gone after all. My music, my pictures, my everything was all wrapped up in those drives which I more or less ruined. V.Ts. told me that one of them was actually down on account of a motherboard frying. *sigh*

Mamaw bought an e-Machine and we got hooked up to Alaweb. Only........ Alaweb DOESN'T SUPPORT V92 MODEMS!!!!!!!!! So we're gonna have to cancel them. It's major bullshit.

Anyway. More later, someday, maybe.


Had my 25th birthday. Julia came and visited. It was a <i>fine</i> time, if I might say so.

 

2/7/09 03:05 pm - Maypops

Maypop (Passiflora incarnata), also known as Purple passionflower, is a fast growing perennial vine with climbing or trailing stems. A member of the passionflower genus Passiflora, the Maypop has large, intricate flowers with prominent styles and stamens. One of the hardiest species of passionflower, it is a common wildflower in the southern United States. The Cherokee in the Tennessee area called it ocoee; the Ocoee River and valley are thus named after this plant.
The stems can be smooth or pubescent; they are long and trailing, possessing many tendrils. Leaves are alternate and palmately 3-lobed, measuring from 6-15 cm. They have two characteristic glands at the base of the blade on the petiole. Flowers have five bluish-white petals. They exhibit a white and purple corona, a structure of fine appendages between the petals and corolla. The large flower is typically arranged in a ring above the petals and sepals. They are pollinated by insects such as bumblebees, and are self-sterile.
The fleshy fruit, also in itself called a Maypop, is an oval yellowish berry about the size of a hen egg; it is green at first, but then becomes orange as it matures. In this species, the yellow mucilage around the seeds of the fruit is sweet and edible, however it is quite seedy and mostly benefits wildlife. As with other passifloras, it is the larval food of a number of butterfly species.
Traditionally, the fresh or dried whole plant has been used as a herbal medicine to treat nervous anxiety and insomnia. The dried, ground herb is frequently used in Europe by drinking a teaspoon of it in tea. A sedative chewing gum has even been produced. In cooking, this variety is sometimes used for jam and jellies or as a substitute for its commercially grown South American brother, passiflora edulis.
The Maypop occurs in thickets, disturbed areas, unmowed pastures, roadsides, and railroads. It thrives in areas with lots of available sunlight. It is not found in areas of growing forest, however, as the sun is blotted out by growing trees.


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